What?
- Warming up from preheat mode
- Preparing to standby
Geoff Pullum of Language Log had an experience like this and wrote about it in his inimicable style. (He's my favourite Language Logger.) Whose side are you on, indeed?
ergo: Microsoft is blocking its own popup ads
If it were me, having a primary source of revenue blocked by my own boss, I think I'd write some sort of pithy, satirical essay about it. If only there were a venue, say, on the web, say, where folks loved to poke fun at things and wrote pithy, satirical essays about them...
...and that is all. I want to pay about $30 for a phone, then pay about $20 per month to use it. Right now, I pay $85 a month for two phones, we NEVER use all the minutes we're alloted, and the phones, after rebate, cost about $100 and have way too many features. The only reason we keep them is that we got rid of our land-line phone. Land-lines are such a shitstorm of ineffeciency, magical fees, debilitating taxes, and overpriced long distance, we chose the lesser of the evils.
Are you listening, you jackass Wireless companies? I'm prepared to go without a cell phone until this kind of thing is offered. I'll bet you'd find a lot of customers (like my father) who don't have a cell phone at all, who would get one if you offered this. You wouldn't lose money on it. Your margin would be slightly smaller, yes, but look at this article. It is possible to offer something for a "lower-class" customer and still make money.
If none of this works out, I may just make a dream of mine come true: that nobody can reach me, ever, except through my work phone or email. Those are easier to screen anyway.
Of course, I could always go back to the can with the strings attached. Alex likes that well enough... why shouldn't I?